I’ll try to say this delicately.
In my pre-blogging days, I used to joke about people who found it desirable to flood the universe with the minute details of their lives.
Clearly, this was before I found it advisable to show you my new Uggs. It was also before I began following your holiday traditions, complicated families, household disasters, pithy observations, and Brazilian waxes. Collectively, we do put a lot of personal stuff out there.
Last night, hubby and I were talking about his daily report to our daughter about the grandkids' diaper changes: wet vs. poopy, and in the case of the latter, any notable variations in shape, color, consistency, or amount.
And suddenly we had the perfect model for the ultimate too-much-information blog. Let's borrow a title from the description of diamonds: Cut, Color, Clarity, and Carat.
You’re welcome to run with it.
Update 1/29: To illustrate the potential of CCCandC, Hubby inaugurated an imaginary vlog version for a couple of days, periodically calling out things like, "3 p.m., rich chestnut flecked with poppy seeds, ample, nicely firm." or "11 a.m., mustard (Dijon, not Kraft), minimal, amorphous." Clearly, there is plenty of opportunity for cleverness and style. You're still welcome to run with it.